spaghettioverdose:

spaghettioverdose:

spaghettioverdose:

Kissing you on the forehead

With teeth

From behind

redsharpieonguitar:

1892:

is that a cd in your pocket or is your penis just hard and circle. with hole

is that acassette in your pocket girl or is your pussy just shaped in a recrangle and has a .15 inch tape even though people call it an eighth inch that actually isnt true and its really interesting that the tape is coated in a fine magnetic dust which is how jt works and sugh a small cassette can contain such important music that can change lives just like how humans contain so much more than you can see from the outside . witrh two hole

subrosadraco:

jupiter-suggestion:

consider the sperm whale and the squid. an ancient rivalry that dates back millions of years. we know the whales eat the squids. we know the squids do not make it easy for them. we know this because of the scars the whales carry, scars on the outside of their body, and on the inside as well. how badly must you want something to endure wounds inside your mouth? inside your gut?

consider the whale, who is harmed by what sustains her. consider the squid, whose flesh is soft and delicious but refuses to go down easy.

This post is about lactose intolerance I can smell it.

allygn:

comic from a trip in summer 2021. happy pride month

escuerzoresucitado:

heavybend:

heavybend:

my brother started calling our cat “doobie brother” which he then lengthened to “dubious brother” and has since morphed into “brother dubious” like he’s some sort of fucked up little monk

brother dubious

tainbocuailnge:

tainbocuailnge:

what the FUCK is this

useful sensible features that are definitely not stupid awful and redundant in this layout:

• exact same blog info on both sides of the feed
• two new post buttons

pencil-merchant:

I loathe the recent tumblr updates so I wrote a Review on the appstore, I strongly recommend you do the same.

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violentdevotion:

violentdevotion:

rose tyler hated her shitty job, wore £1 mascara, charity shop sweatpants, boxed hair bleach, couldn’t keep her room clean, hated rich people, was called a slag by the queen, constantly chat shit about her mum, slapped a guy that made her mum cry, astonished herself when she could do maths, 19 year old runaway, and the most beautiful woman on my tv 2005 - 2006

she rewrote her own history so she could hold her dad as he died and realigned the stars so she could save the doctor

greelin:

sincerely forgot they were voiced by the same guy. And that that guy was ron perlman

britcision:

vergess:

propaganda-inc:

stobotnik:

modernbaseball:

modernbaseball:

Can all the tumblr homosexuals agree to stop buying chick fil a. It’s so depressing that across the board lgbt people and supporters are indifferent to chick fil a and feel fine buying it. Can we at least stigmatize it here

For those who actually like chick fil a sauce and refuse to boycott because of that:

It’s ranch dressing, honey mustard, and barbecue sauce. Now free yourself

Fuck Chick-fil-A. That homophobic chicken isn’t even that good, y'all are literally simping over chicken that tastes like it was made at a White cookout

The sauce:

Copycat Chick fil A Sauce Recipe

Chick-fil-A Sauce is a delicious cross between honey mustard and bbq that tastes even better than the original. Being able to make this amaz

The Recipe Critic

The chicken (deep fried):

Chick-Fil-A Spicy Chicken Sandwich Recipe

Enjoy a delicious Chick-fil-a Spicy Chicken Sandwich anytime you want at home. This copycat recipe is easy to make and so tasty.

Eating on a Dime

Air fryer version:

Air Fryer Copycat Chick Fil A Sandwich

Air Fryer Copycat Chick Fil A Sandwich is juicy chicken that is super crispy in every bite. It tastes just like the real thing!

Air Frying Foodie

Fresh lemonade:

Chick Fil A Lemonade Recipe - CopyKat Recipes

Chick Fil A Lemonade is sweet, tart, and deliciously refreshing. Get the easy copycat recipe and learn how to make lemonade with lemon juice

CopyKat Recipes

Lemonade milkshake:

Chick Fil A Lemonade

Make your own homemade Chick Fil A Frosted Lemonade at home. Enjoy this summer treat any time of year. #chickFilA #copycat #lemonade

CopyKat Recipes

Whatever thing you love at chikfila you can make yourself fairly trivially (if! you are able to cook! which I know not everyone can).

Simply look for a “copycat recipe” for the item, eg, “chikfila copycat chicken recipe.”

There are literally thousands of extremely dedicated food bloggers out there who have long ago perfected there at home versions of stuff.

Chik Fil A contributes to groups who think trans people should be forcibly sterilised

No chicken is that fucking good

amitykinz:

hey don’t cry. discover a world of play with webkinz okay?

animentality:

I bet he also thinks coolsville sucks.